Ta-Ta To Meats

Ta-Ta to Bacon: You greasy pig that tastes so good. I loved how you accompanied eggs and even a hash brown. You tasty greasy pig, you will be missed.



Ta-Ta to Ham: You are a thick pig. You were good on a sandwich with some swiss, but you will be easily replaced.



Ta-Ta to Ginger Beef: You are China's finest, even though you were founded in Calgary, Alberta. I will miss you. You changed "Chinese food" in Canada (which is not really Chinese food at all) forever. You make the Caucasian feel ethnic. Ginger Beef, you are a rare treasure, it is so hard to find a premier you, but when you do, you stay faithful to that Chinese restaurant. It's all because of you ginger beef. You are Chinese Food, you complete any rice dish. Us "whities" thank you.

Ta-Ta to Hot Dogs: Combination meat, mystery meat, i will miss your convenience. You were a King in elementary school, you even had a day named after you. But I now know better, you are easy to prepare and fairly tasty. You truly have no real nutrients. You still are deceiving many.

Good-Bye.